Relationships

We’ve all seen them - the commercials for online dating sites that feature a beaming couple, proclaiming they’ve found their “best friend.” Maybe they say something along the lines of, “it’s a party every night!” We like parties and the idea of being romantically linked to a best friend sounds pretty darn good, so naturally we want to give those sites a try first. But how realistic are these claims?

To find the answer, the first thing we have to remember is that we’re talking about a commercial, an advertisement. Thus, it should come as no surprise to realize that finding someone who eventually becomes your partner and best friend is completely attainable - but it might not be as simple as the commercials make it out to be.

What? A commercial makes something look better or easier than it is in real life? What a surprise! Consider the commercials for any marginally healthy food: they imply that eating said food will produce a dramatic weight loss, as well as a generally happier you. In reality, eating a healthy food is, indeed, a step along the way to a healthier self; it also involves self-discipline, initiative in terms of exercise and lifestyle changes, and a lot more time than the commercial probably implies. The commercial isn’t lying; they’re just omitting a lot of the steps along the way.

In commercials for online dating, it’s quite similar. We tend to see a scenario something along the lines of this: a person sees a profile, sends an email, there’s a first date, and bam! Happily ever after. While that’s certainly possible - and probably happens, to some extent, every day - there are quite a few steps omitted.

Consider the term “best friend.” There’s certainly chemistry at first sight - maybe you “click” with someone right away - but an enduring friendship also contains the element of trust, something that develops over time. There might be rocky moments along the way. There are lots of fun moments, but there are also days that are simply content or even boring.

Romantic relationships aren’t any different. You may click right away, and you might ultimately end up in a happily ever after, but that doesn’t mean you settle in in an instant, and it doesn’t mean life is an endless whirlwind of excitement.

Does that mean online dating sites aren’t worth it? Certainly not! They’re a valuable tool, allowing you to find potentially compatible people that you might otherwise have never met, as well as allowing you to control the first impression you make. But just as a healthy food won’t instantly produce weight loss, an online profile won’t instantly produce a ready-made Perfect Match. As you try out new dating sites, remember to keep your head out of the clouds; it better allows you to see the opportunities before you.

When it comes to editing your online dating profile, there’s one simple concept that must be hunted down, and, if at all possible, eradicated. It’s the quickest way to turn an otherwise-interesting profile into a snoozefest. It can take a few different forms, but they are always dull. This weed that slowly clutters and chokes your profile goes by a common name: the laundry list.

The laundry list is not an actual list of laundry; it’s a list of anything. Would you like to sit around reading someone’s mundane to-do list for the day? Well, there’s something about the list form that makes everyone’s eyes glaze over, regardless of content. However, it’s particularly attractive to those who are writing their profiles, because it allows them to quickly unload a bunch of information without have to explain or even think about it. They may feel like a laundry list is a good way to sneak in an excess of info, unnoticed.

Except we always notice it. And then skip over it.

The most common offenders are the sections where one must list their favorite movies, television shows, or books. To many, these are indicators of taste, common interest, or representative of their general personality. They want to appear well-rounded, yet deep. The only solution, they feel, is to list every single one of their favorites - a list that has been growing since they were children.

Unfortunately for them, what tends to happen is that the reader sees a block of text ahead and skims, or jumps below altogether. Instead of a potentially “incomplete” view of this subject that means so much to the author, there’s no impression at all.

What to do instead? Well, it’s hard to really talk about your favorites without a list, so try to minimize it as much as possible: one or two representative samples from each genre. Believe it or not, if someone has similar tastes to yours, they’ll likely be able to recognize it from a few examples. Or you don’t need to list any titles at all - it might be more interesting to talk about what genre excites you the most and why.

The other common form of the laundry list tends to thrive in the main body of online profiles - or, more specifically, in any part in which the author is asked what they’re looking for in a prospective match. Suddenly lists abound! It might be a list of what they do want, or it might be a list of what they don’t.

As you sit down to write this section, ask yourself: are you about to make a take-out order at a drive-thru window? If not, avoid thinking of your potential match as such. Remember, too, that you don’t know exactly who you’ll click with, and getting too specific might discourage someone who otherwise could be great. Thus, try to think of them more in terms of a general impression - qualities that would catch your eye if you saw them instead of a list of requirements.

The laundry list is insidious, and we might not even realize we’re reading one until our eyelids begin to droop. So be ever vigilant, and maybe get someone else to proofread, after warning them what they’re looking for. The laundry list may be deadly to a profile, but it’s an easy fix - if you know to look for it.

It’s probably no surprise that the part of the online dating profile that gives many people the most trouble is the simplest - the picture section. In a perfect world, you’d have interesting, candid photos of yourself - and only yourself. In reality, often the pictures that feature the most genuine smiles and capture the best moments feature more people than yourself. What do you do when you’re just one in the crowd?

There’s no right answer to this question - after all, the composition and circumstances are always different - but here are a few factors to consider. The first thing you should ask yourself is, “Is cropping myself out an option?” If you’re just one person at a table, or standing in a line of other people, it might be possible to draw a reasonable square or rectangle around yourself. Sure, the viewer will be able to tell that there’s more going on around you, but that’s the case in every photo, really.

There are occasions when cropping yourself out of the photo is not an option. For example, maybe you’re just one tiny head in a sea of people. Maybe you’re dealing with a scanned or low-quality photo, and zooming in only makes things blurry and pixelated (luckily, the prevalence of digital photography today makes zooming in more common). Maybe it’s impossible to draw that square or rectangle around yourself without including a few random limbs - floating arms or legs that look much creepier when they’re disembodied.

If cropping yourself out is not an option, you might consider posting the photo with the other people included. At this point, ask yourself if it’s appropriate. For example, that picture of you and your niece might be adorable, but maybe her mother might not want her child’s picture on the Internet. Maybe it’s a picture of you with an ex - and it’s clear, in the photo, that you were once intimate. Maybe it’s just some friends, but they have reasons for being cagey about the photo being posted; they might have privacy concerns, or the picture is of some funny college antics that they’d rather remain private.

However, let’s imagine, ideally, you have the permission of all involved and you’ve decided to use the photo (as an auxiliary photo, not the default pic; a group shot would make a terrible tiny thumbnail). Don’t forget the most important part: clearly state which person is you! Even if you’ve got plenty of other photos of yourself, the age, clothing, or just other people with similar coloring could cast doubt. The last thing you want to inspire in a reader is confusion. A simple caption like “With friends at a wedding - I’m on the left” or “I’m the one in the blue dress” will clear things up easily.

In most cases, it’s easiest to just use photos where the other people have been cut out. However, it’s also important that your pictures paint a picture of who you are, and sometimes people are necessarily part of your story. By remembering to keep the focus where it belongs, and considering the wishes of the others in your photos, you’ll be better equipped to make the best decision for your tale.

It's irrational, but it's true: sometimes the people we care about the most are the ones we treat with the least amount of respect, care, and attention.

In fact, some psychology studies have even proved that there's truth to the saying "Familiarity breeds contempt." One such study came to the conclusion that, on average, we like other people less the more we know about them. As we learn more information about another person, the likelihood increases that we will uncover a trait about the person that we dislike. And once we've discovered one disagreeable trait, we're more likely to find others.

All this brings up one big question: if we tend to dislike people the more we get to know them, how can long-term relationships possibly work?

Let’s talk about “Michelle.” Honestly, Michelle isn’t having a great day. She didn’t sleep well last night, so she overslept this morning. The jolt of adrenaline she received upon waking up way past her alarm got her out the door in time, but it’s left her feeling like she’s playing catch-up the rest of the day. She’s frazzled, tired, and her skin is breaking out. To put it mildly, she’s not at her best. Also, today is Friday.

If Michelle stuck to the most traditional dating customs, Friday would be the day she’d be expected to “hit the town” and see if she clicks with anyone. Sometimes she sets out on her own, but usually she goes out with a group of friends - friends who will cajole and apply friendly peer pressure if Michelle tries to bow out. On this night, she wishes she could bow out, but she’d agreed to be the designated driver this week. She decides to attempt to power through.

Midway through the night she’s regretting her decision. She’s still tired, and crashing from the caffeine she’s been drinking all day in preparation. She’s got a headache. A movie star could have been attempting to get Michelle’s attention and she wouldn’t have noticed - she’s just counting the minutes until she can get home to her bed.

Now let’s consider another night for Michelle - if she’d been using an online dating site as well. She no longer feels the pressure to “make the most of every weekend,” as if she were going to miss her One True Chance at Love if she skipped one night. At the end of the work day, she tells her friends she’ll see them later and heads home. She changes into comfortable clothes, watches a bit of TV, and falls asleep early.

Later that weekend, while she’s browsing the internet, she decides to check in with her online dating site. She checks to see if she’s gotten a response from someone she’s been emailing since last week. Nothing yet, so she idly browses other profiles while she’s there. A few look promising - she bookmarks them. She’s the sort of girl who prefers to give all her attention to one person at a time, but if things with the current emailer fizzle out, she’ll revisit those profiles then.

It’s a Saturday afternoon, but Michelle doesn’t have to be at a club to meet someone. The typical “bar crawl” schedule didn’t work for her this week - but with online dating, it didn’t have to. Sometimes finding someone compatible can feel incredibly complicated and stressful - so why should the window of opportunity be small, when you’re not at your best? Since Michelle tries to only visit her profile when she’s well-rested and positive, every day is a Friday.

Divorce does not mean being sentenced to singlehood forever.

Sure, there will be a period when you feel..well...less than stellar about the entire experience. But that's ok. When you come out the other side, the world looks just as rosy as it did before. It might even look a little bit rosier - once you've hit bottom, the only way is up! The end of a bad relationship means that a better relationship is waiting to take its place.

The key to finding that better relationship is to be in an open, receptive state of mind. Negativity breeds negativity, but positivity draws more positivity into your life. After a divorce, it's important to reflect on the good things about your post-split life. Like...

• Freedom. You can now do whatever you want to do and be whoever you want to be. There is no fear of judgment, anger, nagging, or reprisals. Enjoy the rare opportunity to think of no one but yourself. Who do you really want to be?
• Confidence. A bad relationship can be incredibly destructive to your self-esteem, and a split can make it even worse. Use singlehood to get your confidence back, and boost it higher than it was before. You'll come out of your divorce the happiest, most attractive person you have ever been.
• The silly things. Do you want to have ice cream for dinner? Do it. Do you want to spend a weekend marathoning every episode of a trashy reality show? Savor every second of it without fear of what someone else will think. Do you want to wear the same pair of underwear for a week? Well...that's kinda gross, but there's nothing stopping you.
• Making peace. Some prefer the clean break. Others prefer to remain friends with their exes, and you may even find that your relationship as friends is better than it was as a couple. Closure, peace, and friendship...what could be better than that combination?
• Strength. Be proud of what you have endured and overcome. Revel in your strength and capacity for growth. Acknowledge the incredible power that comes with knowing you are independent and happy.

And, most importantly...

• The future. Just because one relationship didn't work out, doesn't mean that another one won't. Ending a relationship that isn't working for you means opening yourself up to a relationship that will. Now that you've moved on from an unhealthy situation, you can find the love you really want and deserve.