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When a girl I'm not interested in asks me out, I have a few select lines I use to get out of it. Here are my top 21:

1) Sure, but you need to have that moustache shaved off by Friday.

2) I'm sorry, but Luis would get very jealous.

3) Look, last time I had sex with a girl, my right hand stopped talking to me for a week.

4) Thank god you asked... there's this S&M/swingers convention I've been trying to get a date for, and I had almost lost hope.

5) Can my mother come with us?

6) Do you prefer McDonalds or Burger King? If you'll chip in, maybe we can go to both.

7) Wanna see me do stunts on my skateboard?

8) Can YOUR mother come with us?

9) I prefer girls in the "blossoming" stage.

10) Fantastic! We can spend the evening at my place, and I'll show you my Barry Manilow collection!

11) You know what they about guys with big feet, don'cha ?

12) I prefer to spend my free time posting messages on Garufi's site.

13) I would, but Azrael keeps telling me you are not the chosen one. "Shut up, Azreal, I'm talking!"

14) A date? A date? Just wait, will you? Wait!!! I need time to think, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!

15) ...Yes. Friday. Date. Yes. Friday. Date. Friday. Date. Yes. Yes. Date. Friday. Yes...

16) I know how to perform breast augmentation surgery with water balloons and scissors.

17) Okay, but if you're late I'm gonna punch you in the face.

18) NO!!! NO!!!! GO AWAY!!!! AHHH!!!! OHHH!! GO AWAY!!!! AHHH!!

19) Will you mind if I paint my face like Gene Simmons?

20) Can we make it next week? The trekkie convention is this weekend and I need to get working on my wax ears.

21) Get thee behind me Satan.

Hope you have had a good laugh!