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"First of all, I really need to work on the computer, doing artistic work such as music, animations, games, and stuff like that to make money. Earning some serious royalties, and I can do it. I'll do it!
Some people from the church believe that I need a woman in my life to provide my sexual needs in order to screen out pornography to be able to work on the computer. Otherwise I'll spend another 40 years wandering the desert. Working full time manual labor. Not only that, but I wouldn't have time to help out my relatives because I'll be busy working all the time which is no fun. My ancestors aren't getting any younger you know, but don't worry about them. You take care of my sexual needs, nothing else, and I'll do the rest.

Anyways, I need a woman to provide my sexual needs so I can work on the computer and look after my ancestors. According to people from the church. No names mentioned! Thanks."


How would that sound for a dating profile? I'm interested to know what this sounds like.