8 Completely Creepy Online Dating Sites

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  • Sunday, March 16 2014 @ 09:59 am
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The horror-filled days of Halloween may only come once a year, but that doesn't mean fright fanatics can't get their creep on all year round. There are some seriously scary online dating sites (and I'm not just talking about Craigslist ax murderers). Check out these ridiculously specific niche online dating sites designed for your inner horror movie enthusiast:

  1. GhostSingles.com: Okay, so this one seems like a joke, but it's still creepy. "Don't haunt alone!" is the tagline for the world's only dating site looking to connect singles looking for life partners. Or should that be 'afterlife' partners? I guess that "'Til death do us part" thing had it all wrong.
  2. DateVampires.com: Date Vampires calls itself "the premier Vampire dating service that helps blood sucking singles establish their brood." I'm guessing the competition isn't that stiff (unless it's from rigor mortis caused by blood loss), but if you're looking for a fellow vampire to sink your teeth into, this looks like the right place.
  3. Vampire Passions takes the whole vamp-loving thing to a new level. Here, members can classify themselves based on different categories of vampire obsession (who knew there was such a thing?), like sanguine vampirism and psychic vampirism. Searches can be conducted based on what blood type your into (even bovine). There's even a space for amateur vampire hunters.
  4. Vampersonals.com: Wow, these guys really don't give up easily, do they? Did the world really need a third vampire dating site? I wonder if the werewolves are feeling left out...
  5. WerewolfPassions.com: Nope, I guess not.
  6. ClownDating.com: This is where you can make all your It nightmares come true (um...just in case you've ever wanted that). Clown Dating claims that "Everybody loves a clown," but I know at least a few folks who would beg to differ. Clown Dating then goes on to say that "It's no fun looking for love when you're a clown...behind all the make-up and the red nose is a lonely heart," which is probably the most depressing thing ever written on a dating site's homepage.
  7. ZombiePassions.com: Perfect for those who want to declare their undying love for the undead. You can search for the zombie of your dreams by type - zombies from toxic spills, zombies from mutated viruses, zombies from radioactive meteors - or look for love with zombie survivalists.
  8. MulletPassions.com: The fact that this is a thing is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

I guess when they say there's "something for everyone" online, they really mean everyone.