As I was perusing a singles site this evening, I noticed that the 'most important thing' to a lot of the ladies is 'honesty'.
Are they kidding?
Honestly? Your hair reminds me of something I saw in a nightmare last night!!
Honestly? If you were any fatter, you would need a bigger camera!
Honestly?? 'A few extra pounds' might describe your thumb.
Honestly? If you want a 6'2" adonis, you might want to put on some makeup!
Honestly? if you were any meaner, they would have to cage you!
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bob