Pretend this is Casey Kasem's radio show (google it if you don't know what I'm talking about) and you're dedicating a song to someone in your life. If they are on the chats they will see it! If they aren't, we'll you can make fun of them and they won't even know it.
I'll start:
I'd like to dedicate a song to my jerk ex. For you, I'll play Taylor Swift's "We are Never Ever Getting Back Together". Enjoy, my ex-love.