There was one chick that turned out to be real but it didn't pan out. I got one e-mail from some chick wanting a pic of my beef stick. She actually seemed legit. Pic wasn't of a super model. Thing is, I already had a couple in my profile. But I'm like, "whatever", I have no reason to be shy when it comes to that. So I send her the pic. She tells me I'm a really handsome and sexy guy with a big dick that she's drooling for. I ask her when she wants to meet up. No reply. I ask her for a pic or two, twice, and no reply. Funny, right?
So now I'm in a pickle. One chick, with a modelquality profile pic, e-mailed me saying this, exactly:
"Subject: Are you a player, or a player hater?
Message: Hi, before you decide to erase this message let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a really hot, horny, slut in dire need of a man who knows how to play the game right. I don't care about how you look, your age, profession, or even the size of your wallet, just the motion of your ocean. So, if you're kinky, hit me back! I'll be waiting."
Okay, so I reply,
"It depends on what game you want to play. But yeah, I'm feeling pretty kinky right now, not to mention horny. Message me back and we can set something up."
She says,
"Ok so how do you want to start this?"
I make a large reply about maybe meeting half way or driving all the way down there. 3 hour drive. Then I ask her what she's into when it comes to sex. What kinky things was she into. I get this in response:
"I'm ok with us meeting halfway."
Really? One line? I don't know how to respond. I mean, there are some real chicks on there. I know this for a fact. I talked to one on Yahoo and she was definitely legit. Didn't pan out because apparently, I'm not Brad Pitt. She flaked when I showed her a picture of me wearing glasses. Don't have them on at the site. I'm not exactly a skinny nerd either. I have a good build and I've been noted as "hot" by several real women. But yeah, thems the breaks. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I'm going to end up with a hot woman, or some beast that goes by the name of Bubbalina.