Forum Subject: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2019/10/06 03:20pm
By: Anonymous (sweettlisa)
I found this joke somewhere online and thought it was hilarious:
Anyone else have some good ones?
This Woman's Husband had been slipping in and out of a Coma for Several Months, yet She had stayed by His bedside every single day. One day, when He came to, He motioned for Her to come nearer.
As She sat by Him, He whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with Me through all the bad times. When I got fired, You were there to support Me. When My business failed, You were there. When I got shot, You were by My side. When We lost the house, You stayed right here. When My health started failing, You were still by My side... You know what?"
"What dear," She gently asked, smiling as Her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I Think You're F**kin Bad Luck Wife..."
As She sat by Him, He whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with Me through all the bad times. When I got fired, You were there to support Me. When My business failed, You were there. When I got shot, You were by My side. When We lost the house, You stayed right here. When My health started failing, You were still by My side... You know what?"
"What dear," She gently asked, smiling as Her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I Think You're F**kin Bad Luck Wife..."
Anyone else have some good ones?
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2019/10/09 10:51am
By: Anonymous (MikeZ)
Here's one I just heard that I thought was funny: 
A blonde decided she was finally going to ride a horse even though she had no experience or lessons.
As soon as she got in the saddle the horse took off at a steady, rhythmic pace.
She began to slide from the saddle and grabbed for the horses mane but was unable to hold on and began to slide down the side of the horse.
In a panic now she tried to jump from the horse but her foot got caught in the stirrup and she was now helplessly dangling at the hoofs of the horse as her head struck repeatedly on the ground.
Nearing unconsciousness now she was saved when seeing her dilemma Ed the greeter at Walmart walked over and unplugged the horse. And you thought they only said hello.
A blonde decided she was finally going to ride a horse even though she had no experience or lessons.
As soon as she got in the saddle the horse took off at a steady, rhythmic pace.
She began to slide from the saddle and grabbed for the horses mane but was unable to hold on and began to slide down the side of the horse.
In a panic now she tried to jump from the horse but her foot got caught in the stirrup and she was now helplessly dangling at the hoofs of the horse as her head struck repeatedly on the ground.
Nearing unconsciousness now she was saved when seeing her dilemma Ed the greeter at Walmart walked over and unplugged the horse. And you thought they only said hello.
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/04 05:23pm
By: Anonymous (TinaT)
Two single women meet for coffee. They start talking about the men they’re dating.
The first woman says she’s not seeing anyone special.
The second woman says she’s very excited about a guy she’s been dating for a month.
“Last night we went out for dinner, and afterward he said those 4 words I’ve been waiting all my life to hear from a man.”
“Will you marry me?”
“No. ‘Put your money away.’”
The first woman says she’s not seeing anyone special.
The second woman says she’s very excited about a guy she’s been dating for a month.
“Last night we went out for dinner, and afterward he said those 4 words I’ve been waiting all my life to hear from a man.”
“Will you marry me?”
“No. ‘Put your money away.’”
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/04 09:46pm
By: Anonymous (Kara)
I dated a guy several times and he was always interrupting me. When my friends asked me what he was like, I said he suffers from premature interjection.
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/07 09:43am
By: Anonymous (Anon45)
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/08 03:05pm
By: Anonymous (Techy)
Online dating funnies:
Do you type here often?
sjljjjgsk... Sorry, I just had a keystroke looking at your photo.
Wanna meet me at the space bar for a (beer, wine, or cocktail emoticon)?
Are you stuck on Caps Lock? Because you seem like the BOLD type!
Can I borrow your F1 key? I need help talking to this cute guy/girl.
Do you type here often?
sjljjjgsk... Sorry, I just had a keystroke looking at your photo.
Wanna meet me at the space bar for a (beer, wine, or cocktail emoticon)?
Are you stuck on Caps Lock? Because you seem like the BOLD type!
Can I borrow your F1 key? I need help talking to this cute guy/girl.
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/09 10:45pm
By: Anonymous (Perri)
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/15 10:31am
By: Anonymous (Anon)
Funny stuff
Re: Post your Best Relationship and Dating Jokes here!
Posted on: 2021/08/16 06:04pm
By: Anonymous (Shar)
People keep telling me the right person will come along. I think he got hit by a bus or something.