Contributed by: EFoley on Thursday, October 01 2009 @ 09:21 am
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Oh, that's right. You're wasting time on women who probably won't email you back. You're neglecting this prime community of women who are dying to meet you because you don't have your custom searches set up to find them.
So who are these babes who are dying to meet you, tall guy? Tall girls!
Sounds obvious, right? But really, how many of you have a custom search set up just for women over 5'10"? Probably not many of you! Meanwhile you're sifting through tons of girls, some tall, some average, some short. How's your success rate for emails? Not so great?
Hook up your custom search to show you women over 5'10". Many of these women have problems finding dates, or if they do find a man about their size, they have to retire all their high heels. (Tragedy!) I've had several tall friends throughout the year and they've all sung the same song:
"Guys are afraid of me. Nobody asks me out."
"Just once, I'd like to feel SMALL when I'm with my boyfriend."
"I want to be the little spoon!"
"I'd love to tilt my head up to kiss my guy."
"Sometimes guys email me, but when they realize they overlooked the fact I'm 6'1", they get all awkward and then disappear."
Email those tall girls, tall guys! They're waiting for someone like you - a guy that can be the big spoon, make her feel small, and lift her chin up to kiss her. Step up to the plate!